Bhai aur Cousin ki Khatna‏

Jab hum chota tha mujha yad ha Ami sab sa phal BAJI ko nahati then phir jab BAJI towel band kar karma ma chali jati tu Bhai ki bari ati aura Ami Bhai ko bilkul nanga kar ka nahati is ka bad bhai nanga he karma ma jata aur BAJI un ko kapra deti is ka bad ma bhee towel lapat kar karma ma ati aur BAJI mujha bhee kapra deti, Aur jab hum gaun DADA G ka han garmyun ki chution ma hata tu sab mil kar tube well ma nahata tha. BAJI aur 2 3 cousin larkain bhee tube well ma nahta ta lakin wo log apni kameez shalwar phan kar nahti thee ma aur meri umer ki ka cousin hum lof kameez uttar data the mujha sa bari cousin 2 sal ho gee us ka nipple zara bara the lakin wo bhee some time kameez uttar deti the Bhai aur cousin larka almost sab nanga he nahata tha kai Bar uncle na laroon ko manh kiya ka bhanoo ka samna nang na nahya karo ka ab sab bar ho gay ho, Sab larka tubwell ma jata aur pani ka indar he niker utter dat Cousin jo sab sa bara th un ki loli Pani sa ki bar bhar nikal ati aur hum sab mil kar us pa pani dalta is tarah hansi khushi time guzarta gaya
Ya 2000 ki bat ha. Aik din Ami Aboo na batya ka hum log Gaun Dada ka ghar kal ja reha han, kayun ka mara cousin Jawad (jo ka ab mara shor han) kal Matric ka result aana ha jo ka DADA G na pata kara liya ka wo pass ho gay han, aur DADA G aur uncle na un ka pass hona ka aik bar funcation karan tha. Wo apni family ma aklay larka tha baqi sab un ki bhana theen buhat ladala tha. Garmayun ki chution shrooh ho gay theen 
Jab wahan puncha tu pata chal ka sara khandan ka log hn matlab dosra chuca phuppi with family. Agla din Gar ma kaffie ronaq thee hum sab bahar khayal reah tha bara sab indar bat cheet kar reah tha, Mare cousin Jawad jn ka function thaw o khamash khamsh than a ka un ko khush hon chaya tha. Ma na apni cousin sa pooch ka ya chup kayun ha tu cousin na batya ka aaj bhai jan ki musalmanin han aur sab log is liya he jam how han , ki chachi aain aur mari cousin (jo ab meri nanad) ko indar la gayen 
Hum un ka intizar karta rah k cousin na batiya ki ami Bhai jan Jawad ko shower da rehi han, hum na pooch itna bara ko tu un nooa na batyai ka aj Bhai ki Musalmani ha , aur DADA G aboo na kha ha aur koi lakra family ma 12 saal sa bara ho tu us ki bhee aaj Muslamni kar do.
Is ka bad hum sab dobara khalna laga thori dar bad meri cousin indar sa aiin aur mar kan ma batana lageen ka tumhar bhaya Azeem ki bhee aaj musalmani ho gee. Ma aik dam haran reah gai ya sun kar. Kayuank hum dona larkan bari theen is liya hum khisak kar indar aa gai. Indar gai tu dekha ka aunti wash room ma han aur Jawad bhee aunti unko naha rehi han. 
Thori dar bad dekha ki cousin towel band kar bahr aya ha aur aunti bhee wash room sa bahr aa gayeen aunti na apni beti ko bolya ka Bhai ka kapra loo ma bhee sath he kamra ma chali gai, dekha aunti towel sa un ki safia kar rehi theen, Uno na mijha dekha to boal Ami in dono ko bahar bajhan mujha sharm aa rehi ha. Ya sunkar aunti muskareen aur bolin bata ye tumharn bhana ha jin ka sath aaj tak tum khalta aya ho aur kai bar canal, tube well, pa un ka samany nanga nahat rah ho in sa sharm kisi. Is ka bad wo chup ho gaya aur garden nanch kar lee.
Ab ma aur cousin doona he khara ho gay ma na dekha ka un ki loli ka aas pass chota chota naya hairs bhee nazar aa rah tha, aur wo nanga khara tha aur aunti un ki loli ko khoob zor sa saf kar rehi then ja ka khari thee. Aunti na kai bar un ki loli ki khal ko aga pach kiya tu wo aur khari hoi aur un ki globi globi chunch bhar nikal ai. Is sa pahal us ma jan he na thee. Maeri Ami bhee pass khari then, Ami na aunti sa khuch kha tu anti cousin sa kha ka uncle ko bal kar loo, ma dawaza pa khari the uncle aai un na hum sab ko dekha aur khana laga ya lakreen yahn kayun ai han, Aunti na uncle ko cousin ki loli ka pass bal dekha uncle ne dekha aur wapas chal gay phir ma na dekha DADA G indar ai aur hanas kar chal gai. 
Ami na mujha dekha tu naraz hoin ka ma kamra ma kayun ai, phir khana lageen jaw apna bhaya ko balo wo bhee nah la (Shower). Ma bhar gai jehan sab khal reah tha Bhai ko kha ka ap ko Ami bla rehi han aur ma bhai ka sath he indar wapas aa gai, Bhai khushi khushi indar aa gay Ami na Bhai ko kha ka washroom ma chloo ma tum ko nah doon, bhai khana laga ma khud nah loon ga, Ami na kha nahi aaj ma tum ko nah doon aur wo aga bara kar Bhai ka kapra utaran lageen bhai sharam sa red ho reha tha ka Ami mara aunti aur cusion ka samany us ka kapra uttar rehi thee, ma na dekha ka Jawad bilkul kamash khara ha aur khuch sooch bhee rah ha . aur unnhoon na Dhoti kameez pahani lee thee.
Ami Bhayia ko la kar wash room ma chali gayeen aur mujha awaz dee ka sabun da do ma indar chali gai dekha bhai wash room ma nanga han aur ami un ki tangaan saf kar reh han, ma wahan kharii rehi phir thori dar bad ami na un ki loli ko aga pacha kiya tu mujha un ki loli globi globi nazar ai bhaya na mujha dekha tu bola tum bahar jaw, ma thora sa khisik gai Ami na phir awaz dee ka bhai ka towel la aiwo. Ma bahr towel lane gai tu cousin na kha ka ma towel da ati hoon wo bhee mar sath chali gayen ab bhai hum dona ka samnay nanga tha 
Is ka bad Bhaya bhee kamra ma towel band kar aa gai, wahn cousin bhee tah jo ka kapra phan chuka tha, Ami na bhaya ki towel uttari tu aunti hum sab ki nazar bhai ki dum par lage gai wo khari nazar ai rehi thee aur poora zoar ma htee bhai sharam sa lal ho rah tha, Ami na aunti ko kha ka check kar lane saif ho gay ha, aunti aga aya aur hath sa bhai ki dum ko side pa kara ka khan lageen theek ha Ami na bhai ki achi tarh safi ki aur kapra phan dayia.
Thori dar bad DADA G na kha ka bachoon ko bahar la aoi, Hum Batekh (Drawing room) ma gai tu sara khanada ka bara log bhata hoi tha un na booch ko paisa daya aur cousin ko matric ki mubarkbad dee Baqi sab cousin jo us waqt khal rahy tha wo bhee sa aa gai is ka bad cousin na aik cake kata aur sab na khaya.
Thori dar bad door pa knock how DADA G dekhan gai aur apna sath aik admi ko indar la aiy, Hum sab us ko dekhana lage is ka bad wo aik side pa bath kar apna box sa saman nikal kar set karna lag phir us na DADA G sa kha kon sa larka ha, DADA G na cousin ki tarf khan, Us admi na kha Bata idhar ao, Jawad us ka pass chal gay, 
Us Admai ne cousin ki Kameez upper ki aur kha is ko pakar lo, Jawad na aisa he kiya aur apni kameez pakar lee, phir us admi na cousin ki dhooti thori ce side pa ki aur un ki loli ko dar tak check kart reha. Is ka bad ami na cousin sa kha ka dhooti uttar do, Jawad ka chara (face) utar ho tha aur us na dhoti ka girah khol dee, is ka bad us admi na un ki kameez ko safty pin sa upper band diya ab Jawad ki loli sab ko nazar aa rehi thee wo sab ka samna naga tha. aur sharm sa lal pala ho rah tha. Un ki loli khari hoi thee. Ja ashista ashista shirnk ho rehi thee.
Phir us admi na kha jaw DADA G ko ***** kar ka ao, Wo DADA G k pass gay DADA G na un ki loli pa hath pahar jo ka akar gai thee, aur un ko payer kiya phir wo Dadi ka pass gay phir apna Aboo aur Ami ka pass phir us admai na un ko apna pass rekhi chair pa bhatna ko kha wo jab bath gai tu us admi na koi ishra kiya mara aboo aur uncle aga aa gay, us admai na DADA G sa poocha ka Ijazat ha DADA G na sar hila diya.
ma na dekha ka Cousin ka monh uttar how tha sab log kamash tha Aunti aur un ka bhan ka ansoo nikal how tha aur rona wali lag rehi than. Is ka bad chair ka aik tarf Uncle aur aik tarf aboo na Jawad ka hat pakar aur tangan pakreen. wo admi kafe dar tak cousin ki loli pa khuc kart rah phir us na apna bag sa ustar ( CUTTER) nikal aur un ki loli kat dee . Jawad na buhat zoor sa chiek mari lakin aboo aur uncle ka hatoon sa na nikal sake. ma na dekha k aunti aur cousin bhan ka ansoo nikal aa . 
Thori dar thak Jawad ka rona ki awazan ati reehn phir un ki pati kar dee, phir us admi na cousin sa kha ka pee karo, cousin na rota how pasheeb kiya tu wo admi DADA G sa Bolo ka bara sab dekh lan theek ha, DADA G na sir hilay is ka bad uncle na aur aboo na mil kar un ko gawod ma liya aur side par do ma sa aik plang pa lita diya, Is ka bad sab na DADA G Jawad uncle aunti ko mubark dee. K un ka bata ki muslamni ho gai.
Thori Dar bad wo admi DADA G sa bolo k ab ijazat ha, DADA G na kha wait aur bhai ki taraf ishra kiya ka is ko bhee muslman kar do. Bhai ya sun kar rona laga. Us admi na Bhai ko apna pass buliya Bhai aur rona lage, phir uncle uttah aur hath pakr kar us admi ka pass lar gai, us na unki kameez upper kar ka Bhai sa kha pakro tu bhai na na pakri tu uncle na Bhai ki kameez utar dee aur phir un ki dhoti bhee uttar dee. Ab Bhai bilkul nanga the aur sab ki nazaran Bhai pa then Bhai zaroo sa rona laga. Bhai ki loli ki akar khatam ho gai aur wo ab thori sa khari thee aur hill rehi thee.
Is ka bad Uncle khud chair pa bath gay aur bhai ko apna upper batah kar un ka hath tangoon ka nacha nikal kar pakar liya ab bhai ki positin ais the ka wo hill na sakta tha, Ab ma bhee zara kareeb aai gai , ma na dekha bahi buhat ro rah tha , us admi na Bhai ki loli ki khal ko kai bar aga pacah kiya ,phir aik Nissan lagya, phir koi dawi dali , phir us na aik lakri ka clip la kar Bhai ki khal pa laga diay ab Bhai ki loli ki khal aga reah gai aur loil pacha chali gai. Is ka bad us na DADA G sa phir poocha Ijazat ma na dekha ami ki ankhoo ma ansoo tha ma khud bhee rona wali ho gee. DADA G nah an kha aur us admai na ustara nikal kar us clip ka sath cross kar diya wo cross how aur bhai chiek para khub shoor machaya uncle na zor sa pakra how tha aur bhai na kai bar zoor sa hath pawon mar.
ma na dekha khoon nikal aya tu us admi na phir khuc loli pa lagya tu khoon kam ho gau aur ruck gay. Phir us admi na aboo sa kha is ko pani paloo, aboo pani liay aur bhai ko diya . Is ka bad us na Bhia sa peeshab karan ko kha bhai na pee ki us Admi na phir DADA G ki taraf dekha DADA G n Ok kha. Phir uncle na bhai ko dosra plang pa lita diya Ami Bhai ka pass gayeen aur payer kiya sab na Bhai ko mubark dee ka chalo tum bhee muslman ban gay. 
Is Ka bad us admi na DADA G sa ijazat mangi, DADA G na pooch ka aur ko bacha rah gay ha tu aunti boli ka abhi family ma 3 larka aur han lakin abhi un ki umar 10 sal sa kam ha tu DADA G na kha ka un ki phir hoon gee Aaj ya do he kafee han. Is tarah mara chota bhai aur 2 phupi ka bata bach gai jin ki bar 3 saal bad ai jab ma aur bari ho gaye thee ya aik seprate part ha us Agar kha tu wo bhee lakhoon.
Jab wo Admi Jan Laga tu DADA G ko ***** karan laga DADA G na us ko kafee paisa daya, Jab wo jan laga tu ghar ki aik kam wali khana lege bara sab mara bata chuta ha agar ap ki ijazat ho tu us ki bhee karv deen, DADA G na us admi ko kha ka kar do, Wo kam wali indar gai aur apna bacah ko la ai , Us admai na us ki bhee kar dee wo 1 saal ka bach tha shaor macya tu us na apni kameez utah kar us ka monh ma apna dood ka nipple laga diya jo us ka monh ma laghta he chup ho gay. 
Is ka bad khana laga aur sab na khana khya. Sham ko sab mehman chaly gai sirf humari family rehi ga. Rat ko bhai ka pas ami aur auti bathn aur cousin aur ma Jawad ka pass un ki tangon ka pass bhat, rat ko jab wo tang halta hum un ki tang pakr lata yaw agar hath nacha lata tu hath pakar lata. Isi tarh rath guzar, sari rat ma jawad ki loli dekhti rehi, subah cousin na mujha ishra kiya tu ma na dekha ka jawad ki loli khari hoi ha lakin pati ma hona ki waja sa poor tarh khari na ho saki. Ami na cousin ko kah ka in ko uttah do aur peeshab kar do, Cousin na un ko kah ka uttah peeshab kar ain Aik taraf sa cousin na pakra aur aik taf sa ma na un ko wash room la kar gai aur peeshab kar ka wapas bed pa la aya.
Agala din Koi das baja ka qareeb wo admi dobara aya, phala Jawad ko us na dekha aur garm pani dal kar parti uttari jab pati zakham sa uttri tu un ko thori se taklef hoi unhona hi ki lakin phir dobar nai pati kar dee gai wo dobara chal kar apna bed pa gai jab chal tu khabi aik tang upper kahbai dosri tang. Us admin a kha ka bata 2 din bilkul na chalna rest karna buhat zarooi ho tu chalna warn lata reho jildi theek ho jawo gee. Is ka bad us na Bhai ki pati kholi bhai na kafe shor machya aur zoor sa hath poon mara jis sa pati zoor sa khunch ka uttar gai, jo kis na us waqt na dekhi us admi na pati ki aur chal gaya. Bhai ka khoon nikal aya, Is ka bad wo admi DADA G ka pass gaya aur un sa khuch kah, DADA G Bhai ka pass ay aur buhat ghoor sa Bhai ki loli dekhi aur Ami sa kha ka is par chadar dal doon nanga na rekho aur chal gay.
Agla din wo admi phir aya Jawad aram sa lat gay us na un ki pati uttari aur nai pati kar dee aur batya ka kal aik apti aur ho gee is ka bad nah lana. Phir bahi ki bari ai, Bhai ki pati khoon ki wajah sa dobar jam gai thee us na aishat aishta kholi tu bahi ko kafi taklef hoi, paeti hati tu us admi na uncle ko bulya aur side pa ja kar khuch kha, is ka bad uncle aur aboo dono na Bhai ka hath pawoon pakra aur us admi na un ki muslamni khaal jo nacha aa gai thee us ko upper kaya Bhai buhat roya shoor machya lakin is bar kis na un ka rona ki parwa na ki. Us admi na Bhai sa kha ka ab shoor machuo ka tu poori kat doon ga. Phir peshab bhee na kar sako ga.
Agla din wo admi aya aur Jawad ki pati kholi aur aunti ko mubarak bad dee aur batya ki in ki saeeh ha agar aik din pati aur kar lane tu acha thora zakam ha wo bhee sah ho jaya gaa, jawad bola ka kar do sab hasan lag. Us na Jawad ki akhri pati kar see, Phir bhai ki peti kholi aaj Bhai na roya aur arm sa pati karwa lee.
Agla din wo admi phir aya au phal Bhai ki pai check ki aur dobara nai pati ki, is ka bad Jawad ki pati khole us na Jawad ki loli ko pakar kar aga kiya aur uncle ko dakhy ka dakhe leen sah ha ab un ki agag top nazar aai rehi thee. Us admi na 2 3 bar un ki loli ko payer sa hath phar tu wo tan ka akar gai , Aunti Ami na monh nacha kar liya ma aur cousin dekhat reh Ami boleen ba sharma sharm karo hatoo, Is ka bad uncle bola ka ab tumhai muslmani ho gay ho aura b khud nahya karo aur apna ko cover kar ka rekho. Aunti bolin ka aaj ma is ko aik bar aur nahon gee is ka bad nah, uncle chup ho gay.
Is ka bad autni aur jawad wash room chal gay, ma aur cousin bhee pach chala tu ami bolyen ka sharm karo, cousin boli aunti sirf aaj, Ami chup ho gaye, wo Bahi ka pass bathn rehan. Aur hum dona aunti ka pacha wash room ma aa gai, Aunti Jawad ko naha rehi thee un ki loli poori tarah tan ka khari thee. Un ki topi ma poori nazar aa rehi thee aur loli pa joban tha. Aunti na Jawad ka phal sara jisim pa taal lagya is ka bad sabad sa achi tah nahya Aunti na un kid um ko khub achi tarh sa saf kiya aur ghoor sa sehk phir aunti na phal Jawad ka math pa payer kiya is ka bad un ka gal pa aur phir un ki loli pa halka sa hoont lag kar payar kiya.
Jab shower khatam ho gait u cousin nanga he karma ma aa gay, Is ka bad Aunti na bolian ka aaj ka bad kis ka samna nanga na hona na canal pa nanga nahana, yh niker phan ka, Kis ko apni loli na dekhan, yah kis ka ha bas us ko sirf , wo bola ami yah kiykis ki ha, Anti chup ho gai aur monh nacha kar liya. Is ka bad Jawad kamra ma nanga aya aur Aunti na un ko naya kapra daya jo un na phan liya Phir wo DADA G ko ***** karna under gay DADA G na un ko payer kiya aur kha aik bar deka tu do kis lag rehi ha, Jawad ko sharm ai tu DADA G na un ki shalawr nacha ki aur hath phaira kar khana laga ka is ki hafiza karna aur ball ki shave khud kar lana.
3 di bad Bhai bhee theek ho gay un ko bhee nay kapr mila DADA G na un ko bhee payer kiya aur kha ka agar phal din he aram sa katwa lata tu 3 din aur na latan parta, aur is sa koi musliman larka nahi bach sakta, Ab tum dono apni basharmi khatam karo aur kisi ka samna nanga na hona. Jab hum apna ghar khatoon ka bad wapas ai tu aboo Ami ko karma ma la gay thori dar bad unoonh na Bhai ko karma ma bulya, Jab Bhai bhar nikla tu wo kamash kamosh tha.
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