CHUT OR LODE KI JUNG.[FUNNY]
[RAJA DUBAI KI EK FUNNY KAHANI]
Hi friends,I am Raja m26 from dubai.Your Arb storys Writer you know? Shayad ab to pura urdu funda muje janta hoga,or padhne vale bhi.Aaj me apne Arb leeg se hatkar ek funny kahani likh raha hu jise padh kar aapko bhi mja aajaega.kher shuru karta hu,vrna aap bor ho jaege.
Chut or lode ki nai nai shadi hui thi.mgr dono ek dusre se jhagadte rahte the.chut isliye naraz thi ki lode ne use chut se bhosda bna diya tha.or loda isliye naraz tha ki jb bhi vo chut ke andar ghusta to cht pani chodkar use gila kar deti thi.ek din dono me khub jhgda hua.to chut boli ki agr me na hoti to orat bekar thi,or tum mere bina kya karte? To loda bola ki chut rani apna kya he tu na bhi hoti to apun to gand me hi ghus jata.ye sunkar chut ko or bhi gussa aaya.to chut boli ki tum na hote to or bhi acha hota.to loda haste hue bola ki agr me na hota to tere andar belan,kakdi or najane kya kya jata.or agr me na hota to aadmi to gandu ho jate.dekhlo jis aadmi ke paas me nahi hu vo gand hi marvata firta he.chut boli ki jyada gurur bhi mat kro.tum na hote to me to kisi bhi chiz ko andar leleti.me tumari mohtaz nahi hu.loda bola ki yaha kon tera mohtaz he.to chut boli ki tum sare lode bahut jalim hote ho.agr tumhare bde bhai ko meri choti bahan mil jae to jalim uski puri chatni bna dalta he.loda bola ki offffo jese ki tum sari chute sharif banti ho.tumhari bdi bahno ko mere chote bhai milte he to vo unko kitna jaleel karti he.ki bichare vo bhi jald bde hone ki khavahish karne lagte he.chut boli ki meri bdi bahno ki himmat he jo unko jaleel kar deti he.choti vali to bichariya nadan hoti he.isliye tumhare julm ka shikar ho jati he.loda bola jyada bakvaas mat kro vrna chod daluga.chut boli ki or tum kar bhi kya sakte ho.tumne to kbhi mujse pyaar bhi nahi kiya bs aae or dadagiri se sidhe andar ghus gaye.to loda jazbat me aakar bola ki esi baat mat kro,tumhe kya pta me to tumhare milne se pahle hi rato ko tumhare khab sjata tha.or jb tumhari jyada yaad stati to pent me hi safed aansu bahata tha.kon kahta he ki loda mutne ko jata he,vo to chut ki yaad me aansu bahane jata he.mgr tum sari chute bevafa hoti ho hme chorkar belan ,bengan ,dande,pen or njane kya kya andar leleti ho.ham bichare tum nahi milti to gand me ghus kr hi gujara kar lete.vo bhi nahi milti to ham apne aadmi ko itna paresan kar dete ki vo apne hath ko chut bnakar hme usme hi daal leta or ham teri mohbbat me hath me bhi tera tasavvur karke ghus jate,ham to ishk me andhe ho jate.or aadmi hme us hath ki chut me andar bahar karke hi thanda kar deta.fir jb ham hosh me aate to bahut pachtate.or hmare sath sath hme satane vale ,hath ki chut bnakar hme ghusa kar dhoka dene vale bhi bahut pachtate.lekin ham log thode shararti he na isliye aadmi log hme esi sjaae dete he.chut boli ki hamne bhi to tum logo se kitna ishk kiya he,jb tumhari yaad aati to ham majbur hokar kisi dusri chiz ko tumara tasavvur karke dalti thi.tumhari mohbbat me andhi hokar dalti thi or apni pyas bujhati thi,mgr tum ne hmari is majburi ko hmari be vfai samjha .ye kahkar chut rone lgi.or loda chut ko rota dekh kar pyaar se bola ki naraz na ho janeman tumhare bina to me bilkul adhura hu.mere jin bhaiyo ko tumhari bahne nahi mili unse pucho ki vo kitne tadapte he.rato ko nind me rote he.or under viar se apne aansu punchte he.unke jajbat ko unke ghar vale bhi nahi samajh pate.vo majbur or bebas he.or mere ese bhi bhai he jinhone tumhe ek baar bhi nahi dekha mgr ye unki mohbbte he ki vo bin dekhe tum pr fida he.vo rote he mgr unke aansu bhi nahi nikal pate.fir chut boli ki sare lode madar chod or bhen chod hote he.ye sunkar lode ko gussa aa gya loda bola bosdi ,chut rand ruk me abi teri ma ko chodta hu.ye kahkar lode ne chut ko patka,or uske upr uske beej pr or bahar apne hoth ferne lga.or jor jor se uski jhanto ke balo ko chumne lga.itne me chut grm ho gai,chut ko apne andar khaaj si mahsus hui.to loda andar ghusne ki bajay bahar uske samne khada apni numaish karne lga.chut jo grm ho chuki thi,tadapne lgi.or lode ki minnate karne lgi.or gana gate hue lode ko manane lgi.”o mistar raja ,andar to aaja.to loda bola ”tera ghar teri galiya ham to chor chale.chut boli ki ”na ja re u muje chur ke,dil mera todke.to loda bola”teri duniya se me hoke majbur chala,me bahut door bahut door chala.chut boli ki ” saiya fir se aana re aake fir na jana re,tun tuna tun tun.to loda bola ”Ik yaad ke sahare jindgi gujar dege,ja bevfa tuje ham dil se utar dege.to chut boli ki ”me nahi bevfa me nahi bevfa.to loda bola ki ”teri galiyo me na rakhege kdm aaj ke baad.is tarah loda chut ko pyasa chorkar chala gya.ab chut uski yaad me aansu bahane lgi or boli ”pardesiyo se puch puch roi me mera mahi ja ke kyu nahi aaya.loda to ab aajad ghum raha tha or gana gata ki ”koi na koi chahiye pyar karne vala ham pe marne vala.uski aavaj ek dusri pyasi chut ne suni ,to vo sunkar bahar nikli or dekha ki loda bahar ghum raha he to usne javabi gana gaya”teri mahfil me kismat aajma kar ham bhi dekhege,ghadi bhar ko tuje andar ghusa kar ham bhi dekhege.to loda bola ki ”pahli baar mile he,milte hi dil ne kaha muje pyaar ho gya.to vo chut boli ki ”kabse muje chaha he jra ye to btana,is par loda bola ki ”ham to tere aashiq he sadiyo purane chahe tu mane chahe na mane.itne me us chut ka malik aa gya.or use pakad kar andar le gya.to loda gamnak hokar bola ki ”me jaanta hu ki tu ger he mgr u hi,kbhi kbhi mere dil me khayal aata he.pr loda to us pyasi chut ka aashiq ho chukka tha.uski galiyo me jakar gane gata ”ham apni mohabbt ka imtihaan dege ,tere ghar ke samne ham apni jaan dege.or idhar lode ki bivi chut gm me gane gati ”aa lot ke aaja mere meet ,tuje mere geet bulate he.loda to dusri chut ka itna divana ho chukka ki uski galiyo me hi pda rahta or gane gata ”ye divane ki jid he apne divane ki khatir aa.to pyasi chut bhi mst hokar apna ghar chor kar dodti hui aai or boli ”sare rishte nate tod ke aagai,le me tere vaste sab chor ke aagai.fir dono gle mil gaye.to loda bola ki janam ye ye jamana hmare pyaar ko nahi samjhega.be drd jmana kya jane kya chiz chudai hoti he,log muje pakad kar sote he ghar ghar me chudai hoti he.to pyasi chut ne use ghar chorkar bhagne ka mashvra diya.ab dono bhagne lge or gate ki ”hamne ghar chora he rasmo ko toda he,door kahi jaege,ek duje me ghus jaege.ab dono ek jangal me aagae.chut boli ki ”subah se lekar sham tk sham se lekar raat tk,muje pyaar kro muje pyar kro.loda bola ki ”chaha he tujko chahuga har dam.fir dono pyaar karne lge.itne me pyasi chut ka malik police ko lekar vaha pahuch gya.or dono ko juda kar diya.to chut boli ki ”juda apne dilbar se hone lgi he,ye chut apne lode ko rone lgi he.fir pulice ne lode ko bahut samjhaya ki tum shadi shuda hokar dusri chuto me ghuste firte ho tume sharm aani chahiye,yahi tumhari chut agr kisi dusre lode se chudvae to tum kya kroge.ab lode ko unki nasihte samajh me aai.or vo lotkar apne ghar gya or dekha ki chut ka ro ro kar bura haal he vo ga rahi thi ”jinda rahne ke liye teri kasam,ek mulakat jaruri he sanam.or ro rahi thi.fir loda ghar me gya to chut use dekhte hi khushi se jhumne or nachne lgi or gane lgi”mera loda ghar aaya o ram ji.fir loda pyaar se bola ki ”me tuje chor ke kaha jauga.fir dono ka Milan hua.or gane lge”milke na hoge juda aa aa ksm kha le,chahe lakh tufan aae chahe jaan bhi ab jae………………to dosto is tarah chut or lode ka Milan hua.or fir kbhi juda na hue.or ek dusre se mohabbat karne lge.Or gana gate ”saat ajube is duniya me aathvi apni jodi,aree tode se bhi tute na ye chut land ki jodi…oahoho.ohoho.