DOST KI MAA KO CHOD DIYA
Mein aap ko sachi kahani batany jaa raha hun mein mumbai mein rehta hu. Mera naam Akshay hain aur meri umer 26 saal hain mein ek handsome admi hu. Mera kaam marketing hain. Waisay mera kaam mumbai ke bahar ka hi hain. Ek din mein apnay office ke kaam se dehli gaya tah.
Waha mujhe 2 mahiney kaam tah. Mein ek dost ke ghar gaya aur waha par stay kiya. ghar mein uncle unki patni aur ek beta tah Vijay jo ka further studies keliye canada gaya hua tah jis se meri achi dosti hai aur us ki patni rupali woh kafi jawaan thi around 20 saal. Jab mein ghar pocha to sirf uncle aur unki patni thi. Mujhay unho ne ek room de diya. Mein pehle baat kartey waqt bohet sharmata tah specially jab mein kisi ladki se baat karta tah. Ek din uncle aur unki patni shopping keliye chale gaye zahir si baat hai mein naya tah delhi mein to rupali ko mere chakar mein rukhna para to meri rupali se thodi baat hui ke aap kya karti hai like that aur mein thoda open hota gaya. Uncle aunty itney mein ghar aye khana pakaya aur hum sab ne mil kar khoob baatein ki. Is tarha sonay ka time hogaya aur mein so gaya next day mein 10 bajay kaam par chala gaya aur wapis mein 7 bajay tak aata tah.
Fir wohi sab saath beht kar khana khaaana aur so jana. Mujhay ek hi baat kabhi khatakti thi ke aunty mujhe mast nazro se dekhti hai no doubt thi to woh 46 ki magar bohet khoobsurat thi kya batao rupali ki behan lagti thi. Thodi si moti thi but acha jism tah. Dono ne mujhe bohet pyaar diya infact rupali se bhi achi dosti hogayi aur dil karta tah khaash esi ladki mujhe bhi mil jaye leken rupali ke saans Vidya ki baat hi kuch aur thi. Ek din esa hua ke rupali ka achanak canada jaaney ka program ban gaya aur woh canada chali gayi aur uncle field tripe ke kaam se kanpur chale gaye aab ghar mein sirf vidya aunty. Ek din mein shaam mein office se ghar pocha aur naha kar sofay mein beth gaya.
Mein ne aunty se poocha uncle kaha hai aunty boli: “Uncle field trip mein kanpur gaye hue hai”. Fir khanay ka time hogaya tah aunty boli: “aaon khana khalo” mujhe bohet bhook lag rahi thi. Fir woh kitchen gayi aur jab bartan dhonay lagi to mein sofay mein beth kar program dekh raha tah ke mein ne dekha kay aunty piyaasi nazron say mujhay dekhney lagi. Bartan dhokay fir aayi aur mere pass aakar beht gayi mein heraan hogaya fir mujh se poocha “Doodh piyo gaye” mein ne kaha woh fir kitchen gayi aur doodh ko garam karnay lagi mein bhi fir kitchen chala gaya aur woh mujhe de kar muskaranay lagi aur apni ungli merey hothon mein ghumanay lagi.
Mein ek dum mast hogaya fir mera haath by mistake aunty ki gaand mein lag gaya aur woh sharma kar boli “Yeh kya karahe ho” Mein ne kaha “sorry” aur aunty boli sharam karo mein tumhari maa ki umer ki hun fir mein bola aur jo aap jis nazar se mujhe dekhti hai hai woh. To woh kuch nahi boli…fir main khuwaar hogaya aur dhire se aagay bara aur aunty ko jor se pakad kar choomnay laga. aunty bhi ek dum mast khuwaar hogayi fir mein ne apna kapday utaar diye aur kehne lagayi naa naa fir apnay kapray bhi utaar diye. Aur fir vidya aunty boli “aaj se pehle main uncle ki siwa kisi aur se nahi choda”. Fir mein ne reply mein kaha uncle ka lun kuch bhi nahi jo mere lun ki baat woh kuch aur hai yeh jawan lun hai tumhe maja ayega.Is tarha vidya aunty khuwaar hogayi aur meri kameez aur shalwar utaar di aur jesey hi mera lun dekha to pagal hogayi.
Mere lun apney haath mein le liya aur choomnay lagi aur kaha “barso se is hi lun ka intezaar tah” aur mera lun apnay mun mein le liya aur choosnay lagi aur kaha maja araha hai. Fir mein ne us ko pakar kar sofay mein leta diya aur mein daal kar hilanay laga woh to ek dum mast pagal hogayi. us ko bohet maja araha tah ab woh ek pal keliye bhi nahi reh sakti thi aur mera lun mujh ko diya aur kaha mere choot mein daal do aur faad daal aaj isse. Yeh sun kar mein bhi pagal hogaya aur mein ne apna lun pakra aur us ki choot mein daal diya. Fir baar baar kehne lagi akshay aur karo jor jor se chodo faad daalo aaj meri choot ko, mujhe bohet maja araha hai. aaj jee bhar ke chod mujhe, saari raat chod.
Mein bhi jor jor se jhatka marta gaya aur woh shaant hogayi fir mein ne poocha kya hua to kehne lagi bus mein thak gayi jis par mein ne bola bus thak gayi to kehne lagi tu jawaan hai aur mein 46 ki aurat hun to mein ne bhi fir bola to lagti haseen hai ek dum mast aurat to us ko motivation mili aur kaha fir chod mujh ko. Mein nahi rukha aur chod ta gaya. Chod teh waqt hum majay bhi le rahe teh aur baatein bhi karahe teh mein ne kaha teri gaand bohet achi hai aur choot ek dum pink. Vidya aunty kehne lagi jesa tera lun waisay mera jism. Chodtey hue vidya aunty boli aaj tak tere uncle ne meri gaand nahi maari 25 saal se mein piyaasi thi is lun ki mein ne poocha kyu nahi maari to kehne lagi namard hai woh us ka lun khara nahi hota tah.
To mein ne poocha fir yeh rupali to kehne lagi hum ne rupali ko adopt kiya tah baat karna hum ne khatam kiya aur mere lun mein aur tezi agayi aur jhatka dene laga woh bhi jor jor say. Viday aunty awaaj nikaal thi gayi ufff mere jaanu tere lun ki baat hi kuch aur hain. Akhir mein fir mein ne lun bhar nikala aur fir andar daal ke apnay maal paani se unki choot ko bhar diya.
Ek mahiney baad woh maa bangayi aur uncle bhi heraan hogaye teh yeh kese hua jab mein ne sab kuch batay to unhe ne aunty ko divorce de diya aur aaj mein aur vidya saath rehtey hai hum pati patni hai. Umer se kuch nahi hota pyaar sab se bari cheez hai….:D